I wanna feel the bulge in your pants as we cuddle
9 hours of studying and I can’t remember my own name but I can remember how to kill a man using a toothbrush so there’s that
the hell kind of classes are you taking?
I’m a forensic criminologist our slogan is “can’t run fast enough to be a serial killer so I’ll just help the police catch them”
a good ol’ gif of my sister
why does everyone look so surprised when i say the reason for cutting my hair short is the hot weather, what were u expecting “i need to take my father’s place in war and the chinese army won’t accept women” ???
girl are you a fox because i don’t know what the fuck you’re saying
”i hate cheese”
gET OUT RIGHT NOW